Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Drunk Santa

Dec
16

Car Seat Model

Dec
15

This illustration was in a car seat manual. Something just isn’t right.

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IDGAF Friday

Dec
14

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People McNuggets

Dec
12

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Cowboy Bluetooth

Dec
7

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Overprotective Father

Dec
6

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Things overheard at Thanksgiving Dinner

Nov
21

Random conversation with my family….

“If you put your finger in it, you have to eat it.”

“This salad needs to be tossed.”

“I saw him stick a few things in there.”
“Where?”
“In the bottom”

“If I pet your snake, will it bite me?”

More to follow…(this will be updated throughout the day)

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Awesome Commercial

Nov
17

Always thought it was risky buying a new car without consulting your significant other. This video highlights the worst/best possible outcome.

Narcoleptic tries to eat ice cream cone

Oct
10

Can you beat this caption?

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Wrong Number Prank

Sep
27

So many people call my house phone with the wrong number, that I have considered canceling it all together. But I get the line for free, so I figure its best just to keep it around and just not answer the phone.
Occasionally, I get the opportunity to have fun with a caller. Now in this case, I received another call destined for some local Chinese food restaurant. I answer, “Hello?” and the caller proceeds to state he wants to place an order. So I ask him, “What do you want?”.
I’m not sure why I didn’t stop him, but he continued to rattle off his order and I began typing.

This will be a TOGO order.
-chicken chow mein
-fried won tons with a side of sweet and sour
-large order of orange chicken
-fried shrimp

CALLER ID
Robert Ramon
559-304-1232

So, Robert, thanks for calling, but when you show up in 15 minutes, you won’t have any food waiting for you. And on top of that I’m forwarding my calls to PETSMART for the night. Think about it. Peace out!