Archive for the ‘stupidity’ Category
Wait for it…(Updated)
Jun30
Seriously, just watch after the crash.
Movie Link
updated link to higher quality recording. offsite link here
iPad photographers
May2
F1 > NASCAR
Mar18
Formula 1 season has started again and I am very excited for the season. This year will bring a race to the US for the first time in a long time. While we were on off season, Lewis Hamilton and Tony Stewart got to swap cars for a publicity event. NASCAR and F1 meet. I find this pic hilarious because it shows the different skill levels of the drivers. In this photo you can see how Lewis Hamilton kills Tony Stewart’s lap time in Tony Stewart’s own stock car. Just because they were racing at Watkins Glen where there was actually a real racetrack. Yeah, I said it. NASCAR isn’t real racing. Apparently having more than 1 type of turn in a course threw off the NASCAR driver. And a F1 driver was able to finish a whole 7 seconds faster per lap in an unfamiliar car. Surprised the announcers didn’t make a bigger deal of this. Seriously had me laughing at Tony Stewart after I saw this.
Here’s to a great F1 season in 2012.
McLent?
Mar9
So last night we made a drunken pit stop at McDonald’s after the Drake concert. Just a quick run before midnight so that our hangovers wouldn’t be as bad in the morning. As we order our cheeseburgers, the order taker informs us that they are out of meat. Seriously, they were out of meat. Since it was 15 minutes before midnight, I asked if this was due to Lent. Apparently not. How does a McDonalds run out of meat? What else do they have? Why stay open? Did they shut down their grills? This is absolutely absurd and I expect answers. Leave your thoughts in the comments.
Bacon Milkshake
Feb8
Driver going the wrong way on Alluvial
Jan16
Anybody notice anything different about this car?? Read more »
Cakes gone wrong
Jan7
This story clearly illustrates the problem with ordering over the phone:
[answering phone] “Cakey Cake Bakery, Jill speaking! How can I help you?”
“Hi, I need to order a cake for my boss. We have a photo of him playing golf that we’d like to put on it, though – can you do that?”
“Of course! Just bring the photo in on a USB drive and we’ll print it out here.”
“Great, I’ll bring it by this afternoon.”
Later…
“Hey, Jill, what am I putting on this cake?”
“Oh, check the counter; I left the jump drive out for you there.”
[calling from the back room] “Really? This is what they want on the cake?”
“Yeah, the customer just brought it in.”
“Okey dokey!”
This story clearly illustrates the problem with ordering over the phone:
[answering phone] “Cakey Cake Bakery, Jill speaking! How can I help you?”
“Hi, I need to order a cake for my boss. We have a photo of him playing golf that we’d like to put on it, though – can you do that?”
“Of course! Just bring the photo in on a USB drive and we’ll print it out here.”
“Great, I’ll bring it by this afternoon.”
Later…
“Hey, Jill, what am I putting on this cake?”
“Oh, check the counter; I left the jump drive out for you there.”
[calling from the back room] “Really? This is what they want on the cake?”
“Yeah, the customer just brought it in.”
“Okey dokey!”