Archive for April, 2011

Spiderman explained

Apr
21

Spiderman wears sneakers ad has a fat girlfriend. Every once in a while he goes to fight crime and he runs out of tall buildings to swing from. This is why he needs shoes.

Also, his girlfriend always cooks dinner for him, but he gets called away from dinner at home to fight crime, and she feels she must eat his leftovers. She doesn’t like to waste food.

Location:Catalina Way,Modesto,United States

Difference between men and women in the workplace

Apr
18

Metaphoric Shirts – he has one

Apr
15

Why my car never gets fixed

Apr
15

I can’t tell you why my mechanic can never seem to fix my car. It may be because he is incompetent? Maybe that’s why he doesn’t work for a dealership? Not sure, but he’s not my mechanic anymore. Anywho…I can tell you why these guys don’t fix any cars–Ambien!

Electric Vehicles

Apr
15

Who said old people wouldn’t adopt electric vehicle technology. As far as I can see, they’re the only ones driving electric cars/scooters.

It’s a Wienermobile alright

Apr
14

Not all cats can be RapCats

Apr
12

Look what happens when a normal cat tries being a RapCat. He freaks out. Only the RapCat can keeps his cool at 150mph.

I want one of these, ok maybe two

Apr
12

Like it when you call me Big Poppa Smurf

Apr
9

why the fuck didn't this damn picture load

The Little things

Apr
6

There’s a saying in life, “Don’t sweat the small stuff.” Its a great saying but I think instead of ignoring the small stuff, you should fix it. Its the little things that make you the happiest.
Have you ever had a great day and then when you went to eat dinner, you take that steak off the grill and open the fridge to get the A-1 sauce, and…..the bottle is empty! You then have to think, “Do I go to the store and my steak will be cold when I return? or do I just use ketchup?”
Yesterday I bought a bottle of A-1 and a bottle of BBQ sauce because this has happened to me 3 times lately and I always forget to buy the damn A-1 sauce. It seriously fucks up your entire dinner. I wasn’t having steak last night, but I had to be prepared. I also have 3 bottles of mustard in the fridge. I fucking love mustard. A lot of it. And I can’t be without it when I have a tri-tip sandwich.
Then today, turn on the shower, water seems slightly warm…..enough to not freeze me, so I get in the shower, and boom, the water turns cold for about 20 seconds. I could have done without that today.
So, when you have a shitty day, just look for the small stuff to get you through. The little things are powerful (thats what Nick R would say☺). I for one am going to get a monster from the Arco near my work. They are always the coldest i can find, and that is what would make my day today.