Archive for September, 2012

Wrong Number Prank


So many people call my house phone with the wrong number, that I have considered canceling it all together. But I get the line for free, so I figure its best just to keep it around and just not answer the phone.
Occasionally, I get the opportunity to have fun with a caller. Now in this case, I received another call destined for some local Chinese food restaurant. I answer, “Hello?” and the caller proceeds to state he wants to place an order. So I ask him, “What do you want?”.
I’m not sure why I didn’t stop him, but he continued to rattle off his order and I began typing.

This will be a TOGO order.
-chicken chow mein
-fried won tons with a side of sweet and sour
-large order of orange chicken
-fried shrimp

Robert Ramon

So, Robert, thanks for calling, but when you show up in 15 minutes, you won’t have any food waiting for you. And on top of that I’m forwarding my calls to PETSMART for the night. Think about it. Peace out!

Bad Doggy


Meet Colby, a 2-yr-old Pomeranian who is a convicted sex offender. Colby is full of energy and loves people, whether they want him to or not.
His owners claim they were misled about his previous history. His adoption profile stated “Colby loves playing with toys.” Although this is technically true, the toys he plays with require an adult to purchase. He is one sick puppy and his favorite position is doggy style.


Proud to be ‘Merican



Facebook song remixed – InstaFRESHbook!


This is seriously the sickest remix of this song. The tempo even breaks down to 114 bpm halfway through. Listen and download. And enjoy the freshness of this song because it means you can add this to your playlist without looking outdated.