Spiderman explained

Apr
21

Spiderman wears sneakers ad has a fat girlfriend. Every once in a while he goes to fight crime and he runs out of tall buildings to swing from. This is why he needs shoes.

Also, his girlfriend always cooks dinner for him, but he gets called away from dinner at home to fight crime, and she feels she must eat his leftovers. She doesn’t like to waste food.

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4 Responses to “Spiderman explained”

  1. Julian says:

    Jeez, Mary Jane sure has let herself go!

  2. therapcat says:

    That's just what happened to Mary Jane once she moved to the central valley. Its all just a bunch of fast food junkies over here.

  3. Anonymous says:

    as you can see, spiderman just left his divorce attorney. his ex-wife is still inside, balling her eyes out. this is the first time she has ever seen spiderman with his mistress and she is appalled. me on the other hand, i like chunky girls, so i understand what's up with spiderman….

  4. Miss Julia says:

    Poor MJ 🙁